crystalmeowth:

59oz:

abathingsavage:

this is my favorite fr

love me

cutest shit I’ve ever seen

Cute boy in class: can I have a piece of paper?

Me: sure *hands him a marriage certificate*

guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying

guys: ew fat chicks

guys: why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying

guys: ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol

guys: why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it

guys: oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?

guys: haha girls suck at math/science/sports

guys: a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that shits not gonna get you a husband

guys: why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it

guys: oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how fucking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?