Cute boy in class: can I have a piece of paper?

Me: sure *hands him a marriage certificate*

guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying

guys: ew fat chicks

guys: why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying

guys: ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol

guys: why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it

guys: oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?

guys: haha girls suck at math/science/sports

guys: a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that shits not gonna get you a husband

guys: why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it

guys: oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how fucking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?

"When sex becomes a production or performance that is when it loses its value. Be mutual. Be loud. Be clumsy. Make noises, be quiet, and make a mess. Bite, scratch, push, pull, hold, thrust. Remove pressure from the moment. Love the moment. Embrace it. Enjoy your body; enjoy your partners’ body. Produce sweat, be natural, entice your senses, give into pleasure. Bump heads, miss when you kiss, laugh when it happens. Speak words, speak with your body, speak to their soul. Touch their skin, kiss their goose bumps, and play with their hair. Scream, beg, whimper, sigh, let your toes curl, lose yourself. Chase your breath; keep the lights on, watch their eyes when they explode. Forget worrying about extra skin, sizes of parts and things that are meaningless. Save the expectations, take each second as it comes. Smear your make up, mess up your hair, rid your masculinity, and lose your ego. Detonate together, collapse together, and melt into each other."
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(Source: onedirtydiamond, via your--biggest--mistake)